Good readers, I bid you welcome!
I am Mister Kipp, one half of the force behind this site. Mister Trunch, my long time ally and room-mate, is the other half. At present moment he is engaged in a most heroic battle with a cobweb lodged ever so inconveniently above our toilet, so the task of introducing ourselves falls to my shoulders.
Mister Trunch and I first learned about this Internet through the Saturday visits we are paid by our longtime young friend, Mistress Anemone Greathouse. She is charged with bringing us a sandwich of ample size every Saturday. She is a good girl and does her duty in this way most unceasingly. And since we are such long time friends, she has also given us a Lap Top Computer that was once the property of a Mister Vendicutt– poor man lost his life in a valiant struggle with an electric can opener and a tin of smelt. But we got his Computer just the same, and after Anemone’s young man Linus gave us halting instructions, we are now going to have a broader stage for our most interesting hobbies and opinions.
We also hope Anemone reads our posts often to learn of changes we make in our sandwich requests. (Mr Trunch has just yelled that bit of intel to me from the toilet. He is still attempting to dislodge the most stubborn cobweb I wager we have ever seen)
It is true that most of my waking hours are spent in the pursuit of ectoplasmic research. (this is how we are acquainted with young Anemone, of course.) However, I also have passing fancies in several other arenas. If any of the readers here share any of my interests, perhaps we can strike up a jolly pen pal friendship.
My other interests are as follows:
Maps of Sumatra
Kale
Home shampoo recipes
Goldfinches
Paste
Mr Trunch has instructed me to write his current areas of interest:
- Tropical Beetles
- Lyme Disease
- Mrs Helen Duncan
- Smelt
- Drinks made by the addition of various powders
Welcome!
Trunch and Kipp 